{"id":8066,"date":"2016-12-19T13:42:54","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T05:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/2016\/12\/19\/negative-english\/"},"modified":"2021-06-16T13:21:34","modified_gmt":"2021-06-16T05:21:34","slug":"negative-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/2016\/12\/19\/negative-english\/","title":{"rendered":"\u4eba\u751f\u4e09\u968e\u6bb5\uff1a\u51fa\u751f\u3001WTF\u3001\u6b7b\u4ea1\uff01\u7cbe\u9078 10 \u5927\u53ad\u4e16\u82f1\u6587\u91d1\u53e5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-64151 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/12\/shutterstock_410315752-e1482128905944.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u3010\u70ba\u4ec0\u9ebc\u6211\u5011\u8981\u6311\u9078\u9019\u7bc7\u6587\u7ae0\u3011\u4eba\u751f\u9ce5\u4e8b\u4e00\u5927\u5806\uff0c\u597d\u60f3\u5927\u8072\u62b1\u6028\u4e4b\u5f8c\u9003\u96e2\u73fe\u5be6\u3002\u628a\u8ca0\u80fd\u91cf\u7528\u5728\u5b78\u82f1\u6587\u4e0a\u5427\uff0c10 \u53e5\u8d85\u61a4\u6012\u82f1\u6587\u4f73\u53e5\u9001\u7d66\u5927\u5bb6\uff01\uff08\u8cac\u4efb\u7de8\u8f2f\uff1a\u5433\u73b2\u7444\uff09<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u5148\u63a8\u85a6\u5927\u5bb6\u8ffd\u8e64\u4e00\u500b\u8ca0\u80fd\u91cf\u5145\u6eff\u7684 Instagram \u5e33\u865f\uff1a<a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/sarcasm_only\/?hl=zh-tw\">sarcasm_only<\/a>\uff0c\u5c0f\u7de8\u500b\u4eba\u72c2\u63a8\uff01\u53ef\u4ee5\u7528\u4ed6\u767c\u51fa\u4f86\u7684\u53ad\u4e16\u597d\u53e5\u5b50\u7df4\u82f1\u6587\u8a9e\u611f\uff0c\u5c31\u7b97\u8ca0\u80fd\u91cf\u4e5f\u5c0d\u81ea\u5df1\u6709\u9ede\u5e6b\u52a9\u3002<\/p>\n<p>\u63a5\u4e0b\u4f86\u5c31\u8ddf\u5927\u5bb6\u5206\u4eab\u4e00\u4e9b\u4f86\u81ea\u9019\u500b\u5e33\u865f\u7684\u7cbe\u9078\u597d\u53e5\uff1a<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">1. I take super hot showers because I\u2019d like to practice burning in hell.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u6211\u559c\u6b61\u6d17\u8d85\u71d9\u7684\u71b1\u6c34\u6fa1\uff0c\u70ba\u4e86\u5c07\u4f86\u4e0b\u5730\u7344\u505a\u6e96\u5099\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u6d17\u71b1\u6c34\u6fa1\u662f\u70ba\u4e86\u7df4\u7fd2\u4e4b\u5f8c\u5728\u5730\u7344\u70c8\u706b\u4e2d\u7684\u714e\u71ac\uff0c\u5be6\u5728\u662f\u592a\u597d\u7b11\u7684\u6bd4\u55bb\u4e86\uff01\u5176\u5be6 burn \u4e5f\u53ef\u4ee5\u642d\u914d\u5f88\u591a\u4ecb\u7cfb\u8a5e\uff0c\u7522\u751f\u4e0d\u4e00\u6a23\u7684\u7247\u8a9e\u7528\u6cd5\uff1a<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">burn down \u71d2\u6bc0<br \/>\nburn out \u5931\u53bb\u5e79\u52c1\u3001\u5f48\u6027\u75b2\u4e4f<br \/>\nburn up \u751f\u6c23 \/ \u71d2\u76e1<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Don\u2019t forget to relax. This is very important and can prevent you from burning out.<br \/>\n\u5225\u5fd8\u8a18\u5b89\u6392\u6642\u9593\u8b93\u81ea\u5df1\u4f11\u606f\u3002\u9019\u975e\u5e38\u91cd\u8981\uff0c\u5b83\u53ef\u4ee5\u8b93\u4f60\u514d\u65bc\u5f48\u6027\u75b2\u4e4f\u3002<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-64132 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/12\/CCyp23dUgAA6ttR.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">2. People are always like \u201cAre you a morning person or a night person?\u201d and I\u2019m just like \u201cMate, I\u2019m barely even a person.\u201d<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u4eba\u5011\u5e38\u6703\u554f\u6211\uff1a\u300c\u4f60\u662f\u500b\u65e9\u8d77\u7684\u4eba\uff0c\u9084\u662f\u665a\u7761\u7684\u4eba\u5462\uff1f\u300d\u800c\u6211\u7e3d\u662f\u5fc3\u88e1\u6697\u60f3\uff1a\u300c\u5925\u4f34\uff0c\u56b4\u683c\u4f86\u8aaa\u6211\u4e0d\u7b97\u662f\u500b\u4eba\uff01\u300d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">\uff0a\u88dc\u5145\uff0a<br \/>\nbarely (adv.) \u6709\u300c\u50c5\u50c5\u3001\u52c9\u5f37\u300d\u4e4b\u610f\uff0c\u4e5f\u53ef\u4ee5\u7528 hardly \u4f86\u4ee3\u66ff\u3002<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">3. Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other where they want to go eat, until one of them die.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u300c\u4ea4\u5f80\u300d\u7c21\u55ae\u4f86\u8aaa\u5c31\u662f\u5169\u500b\u4eba\u4e0d\u505c\u5730\u4e92\u554f\u5c0d\u65b9\uff1a\u300c\u4eca\u5929\u5403\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f\u300d\u76f4\u5230\u5176\u4e2d\u4e00\u65b9\u6b7b\u6389\u70ba\u6b62\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">4. I have a really bad habit called assuming the worst.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u6211\u6709\u500b\u58de\u7fd2\u6163\uff0c\u5c31\u662f\u5c0d\u51e1\u4e8b\u90fd\u6709\u6700\u7cdf\u7684\u6253\u7b97\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u9019\u500b\u7fd2\u6163\u61c9\u8a72\u6bcf\u500b\u53ad\u4e16\u7684\u4eba\u90fd\u6709\uff0c\u7e3d\u662f\u9810\u60f3\u8457\u6700\u7cdf\u7684\u5f8c\u679c\uff0c\u4f46\u4ed4\u7d30\u60f3\u60f3\u4e5f\u4e0d\u662f\u58de\u4e8b\u5566\uff0c\u7562\u7adf\u7576\u4e8b\u60c5\u6c92\u9019\u9ebc\u56b4\u91cd\u6642\uff0c\u5fc3\u88e1\u5c31\u9b06\u4e00\u53e3\u6c23\u5566\uff01<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">\uff0a\u88dc\u5145\uff0a<br \/>\nhope for the best, plan for the worst. \u62b1\u6700\u597d\u7684\u5e0c\u671b\uff0c\u4f5c\u6700\u58de\u7684\u6253\u7b97\u3002<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-64133 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/12\/3492004106_c252277378_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">5. Me: I want to travel more. \u6211\uff1a\u6211\u60f3\u8981\u591a\u51fa\u53bb\u65c5\u904a\u3002<br \/>\nBank Account: Like to the park? \u6211\u7684\u9280\u884c\u5e33\u6236\uff1a\u54ea\u88e1\uff1f\u516c\u5712\u55ce\uff1f<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u9019\u61c9\u8a72\u5e38\u5e38\u767c\u751f\u5728\u5927\u5bb6\u8eab\u4e0a\uff0c\u660e\u660e\u60f3\u51fa\u53bb\u73a9\uff0c\u4f46\u8377\u5305\u537b\u4e0d\u5141\u8a31\u554a\uff01<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">6. Sometimes, as a motivation, I reward myself before I accomplish something. It\u2019s called \u201cpreward\u201d and it 100% does not work.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u6709\u6642\u5019\u6211\u6703\u5728\u4e8b\u60c5\u5c1a\u672a\u5b8c\u6210\u524d\u5148\u734e\u52f5\u81ea\u5df1\u3002\u9019\u53eb\u505a\u300c\u9810\u5148\u5831\u7b54\u300d\uff0c\u4f46\u4e8b\u5be6\u8b49\u660e\u9019\u5b8c\u5168\u6c92\u7528\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">7. Always be yourself. (Except during job interviews, the first few months of a relationship, or any type of social interaction.)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u8a18\u4f4f\uff0c\u6c38\u9060\u90fd\u8981\u505a\u81ea\u5df1\uff01\uff08\u9762\u8a66\u3001\u4ea4\u5f80\u524d\u671f\u4ee5\u53ca\u5404\u7a2e\u793e\u4ea4\u5834\u5408\u9664\u5916\uff09<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">8. Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings. How and where can I return myself?<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u51fa\u751f\u8b49\u660e\u5176\u5be6\u5c31\u662f\u4eba\u985e\u7684\u6536\u64da\uff0c\u90a3\u8acb\u554f\u4e00\u4e0b\u6211\u8a72\u53bb\u54ea\u88e1\u53c8\u5982\u4f55\u628a\u81ea\u5df1\u9000\u8ca8\u5462\uff1f<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px\">\uff0a\u88dc\u5145\uff0a<br \/>\ncertificate (n.) \u6709\u300c\u8b49\u66f8\u3001\u6191\u8b49\u300d\u4e4b\u610f\u3002\u591a\u76ca\u91d1\u8272\u8b49\u66f8\u7684\u82f1\u6587\u5c31\u662f golden certificate!<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">9. I feel like I\u2019m already tired tomorrow.<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u660e\u5929\u9084\u6c92\u5230\uff0c\u6211\u5c31\u5df2\u7d93\u5f88\u7d2f\u4e86\u3002<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #800000\">10. Three stages of life: Birth, WTF, Death<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000\">\u4eba\u751f\u4e09\u968e\u6bb5\uff1a\u51fa\u751f\u3001\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u5728\u5e79\u9ebb\u3001\u6b7b\u4ea1<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-64121 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2016\/12\/typography-poster-posters-quote.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\uff08\u672c\u6587\u7d93\u5408\u4f5c\u5925\u4f34 VoiceTube \u6388\u6b0a\u8f49\u8f09\uff0c\u4e26\u540c\u610f VidaOrange \u7de8\u5beb\u5c0e\u8b80\u8207\u4fee\u8a02\u6a19\u984c\uff0c\u539f\u6587\u6a19\u984c\u70ba\u3008<a href=\"http:\/\/tw.blog.voicetube.com\/archives\/47820\">\u4eba\u751f\u597d\u96e3\u3001\u53d7\u5920\u4e86\u6b63\u5411\u7a4d\u6975\u7684\u300c\u52a0\u6cb9\u597d\u55ce\u300d\uff1f\u7cbe\u907810 \u53e5\u53ad\u4e16\u91d1\u53e5\uff0c\u8ca0\u80fd\u91cf\u6eff\u9ede\u624d\u662f\u65b0\u6d41\u884c<\/a>\u3009\u3002\u5716\u7247\u4f86\u6e90\uff1a<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/garryknight\/\">garryknight<\/a>\u3001<a class=\"g-hovercard yt-uix-sessionlink spf-link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCcQ_5xvZyoIfZk6D6khhS7Q\">Satsuki the Loli<\/a>\u3001<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shutterstock.com\/gallery-2936380p1.html\">WAYHOME studio<\/a>, CC licensed\u3002\uff09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u3010\u70ba\u4ec0\u9ebc\u6211\u5011\u8981\u6311\u9078\u9019\u7bc7\u6587\u7ae0\u3011\u4eba\u751f\u9ce5\u4e8b\u4e00\u5927\u5806\uff0c\u597d\u60f3\u5927\u8072\u62b1\u6028\u4e4b\u5f8c\u9003\u96e2\u73fe\u5be6\u3002\u628a\u8ca0\u80fd\u91cf\u7528\u5728\u5b78\u82f1\u6587\u4e0a\u5427\uff0c10 \u53e5\u8d85\u61a4\u6012\u82f1\u6587\u4f73\u53e5\u9001\u7d66\u5927\u5bb6\uff01\uff08\u8cac\u4efb\u7de8\u8f2f\uff1a\u5433\u73b2\u7444\uff09 \u5148\u63a8\u85a6\u5927\u5bb6\u8ffd\u8e64\u4e00\u500b\u8ca0\u80fd\u91cf\u5145\u6eff\u7684 Instagram[&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":22992,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[156,81,103,104,733],"coauthors":[16284],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8066"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8066"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8066\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37759,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8066\/revisions\/37759"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8066"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=8066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}