{"id":3918,"date":"2015-06-17T13:07:13","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T05:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/2015\/06\/17\/daughter-is-treasure\/"},"modified":"2015-06-17T13:07:13","modified_gmt":"2015-06-17T05:07:13","slug":"daughter-is-treasure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/2015\/06\/17\/daughter-is-treasure\/","title":{"rendered":"\u65b0\u4e16\u4ee3\u611b\u5973\u7bb4\u8a00\uff1a\u300c\u592b\u5bb6\u70ba\u91cd\u300dbullshit\uff0c\u4e0d\u7136\u5a18\u5bb6\u9019\u9ebc\u591a\u96c6\u662f\u5728\u6f14\u4ec0\u9ebc\uff1f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3058\/2707976383_0ab6e39a6c_z.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3058\/2707976383_0ab6e39a6c_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u6709\u4ef6\u6709\u8da3\u7684T- Shirt\uff0c\u4e0a\u9762\u662f\u9019\u6a23\u5beb\u7684\uff1a<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rules for dating my daughter\uff08\u8207\u6211\u5973\u5152\u7d04\u6703\u7684\u898f\u5247\uff09\uff1a<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1: Get a Job.\uff08\u627e\u4efd\u5de5\u4f5c\uff09<\/p>\n<p>2: Understand I don`t like you.\uff08\u660e\u767d\u6211\u6c38\u9060\u4e0d\u6703\u559c\u6b61\u4f60\uff09<\/p>\n<p>3: Realize, I am everywhere.\uff08\u7406\u89e3\u5230\u6211\u7121\u6240\u4e0d\u5728\uff09<\/p>\n<p>4: You hurt her, I hurt you.\uff08\u4f60\u50b7\u5bb3\u5979\uff0c\u6211\u5c31\u50b7\u5bb3\u4f60\uff09<\/p>\n<p>5: Be home 30 minutes early.\uff08\u63d0\u65e9\u4e09\u5341\u5206\u9418\u8b93\u5979\u56de\u5bb6\uff09<\/p>\n<p>6: Get a lawyer.\uff08\u8a18\u5f97\u627e\u5f8b\u5e2b\uff09<\/p>\n<p>7: If you lie to me, I`ll find out.\uff08\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u5c0d\u6211\u8aaa\u8b0a\uff0c\u6211\u80af\u5b9a\u767c\u73fe\uff09<\/p>\n<p>8: She`s my princess, not your 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\u4e0d\u8981\u4ecb\u5165\u4ed6\u5011\u7684\u751f\u6d3b\uff1a<\/strong>\u592b\u59bb\u7684\u751f\u6d3b\u5c31\u662f\u8981\u81ea\u5df1\u9ad4\u6703\uff0c\u4e0d\u8981\u807d\u4e86\u5973\u5152\u5e7e\u53e5\u8a71\uff0c\u5c31\u6025\u8457\u628a\u5973\u5a7f\u6bba\u6389\u3002\u767d\u98ef\u9b5a\u8ddf\u96f7\u6d1b\u62fc\u9152\u7684\u6642\u5019\uff0c\u767d\u6708\u5ae6\u4e5f\u662f\u652f\u6301\u96f7\u6d1b\u7684\u3002\u7576\u7136\uff0c\u5a46\u5bb6\u4ecb\u5165\u7684\u6642\u5019\uff0c\u5927\u5bb6\u5c31\u8981\u62fc\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. 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