{"id":3802,"date":"2015-06-04T11:07:53","date_gmt":"2015-06-04T03:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/2015\/06\/04\/all-my-friends-are-dead\/"},"modified":"2015-06-04T11:07:53","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T03:07:53","slug":"all-my-friends-are-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzzorange.com\/vidaorange\/2015\/06\/04\/all-my-friends-are-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"\u7ffb\u904dFB\u537b\u7121\u4eba\u80fd\u8aaa\u5fc3\u4e8b\uff1f\u4f60\u6703\u4e0d\u6703\u6709\u7a2e\u611f\u89ba\uff0c\u5176\u5be6\u6211\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u90fd\u6b7b\u4e86\uff01"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\u300aVO\u300b\u5c0e\u8b80\uff1a\u4f60\u7684\u81c9\u66f8\u670b\u53cb\u6709\u5e7e\u500b\uff1f3284\u500b\u3001\u9084\u662f892\u500b\uff1f\u6211\u7684\u7d93\u904e\u522a\u4e86\u4e00\u8f2a\u5f8c\u6709504\u500b\u670b\u53cb\uff0c\u9084\u7b97\u7bc0\u5236\u5427\uff0c\u4f46\u662f\u4e0d\u662f\u5e38\u6709\u4e00\u7a2e\u611f\u89ba\uff0c\u5c31\u662f\u6bcf\u7576\u5bc2\u5bde\u6cae\u55aa\u6642\uff0c\u7ffb\u7bc7\u6574\u500b\u81c9\u66f8\uff0c\u537b\u627e\u4e0d\u5230\u4e00\u500b\u4eba\u80fd\u5920\u8aaa\u5fc3\u4e8b\uff1f<\/p>\n<p>\u9019\u6642\u5019\u624d\u5728\u62b1\u6028\u81ea\u5df1\u6c92\u6709\u4e00\u500b\u674e\u5927\u4ec1\u7684\u8d85\u7d1a\u597d\u670b\u53cb\uff0c\u6216\u662f\u81ea\u6211\u6aa2\u8a0e\u70ba\u4f55\u4ea4\u4e0d\u5230\u5e7e\u500b\u77e5\u5fc3\u597d\u53cb\u90fd\u592a\u9072\u4e86\uff01\u627e\u4e00\u672c\u4e0d\u8ddf\u4f60\u8aaa\u6559\u3001\u4e0d\u903c\u4f60\u601d\u8003\u7684\u7642\u7652\u5c0f\u66f8\u4f86\u8b80\uff0c\u53ef\u80fd\u662f\u6700\u5feb\u7684\u5fc3\u9748\u89e3\u85e5\u3002<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p14-15.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12875\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p14-15-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p14-15\" width=\"603\" height=\"397\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u6211\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u90fd\u8b8a\u6210\u8336\u51e0\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>All my friends are end tables.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p16-17.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12876\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p16-17-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p16-17\" width=\"600\" height=\"395\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u6211\u624d\u4e0d\u662f\u4ed6\u670b\u53cb\u54a7\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I was never friends with that guy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p18-19.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12877\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p18-19-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p18-19\" width=\"597\" height=\"393\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u8a72\u6b7b!<\/p>\n<p>Dangit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p28-29.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12878\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p28-29-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p28-29\" width=\"597\" height=\"393\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u6211\u67093284\u500b\u670b\u53cb\u00a0\u00a0 \u53ef\u662f\u6211\u5f9e\u6c92\u898b\u904e\u4ed6\u5011<\/p>\n<p>I have 3,284 friends.\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019ve just never met any of them face to face.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/38-39.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12874\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/38-39-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"38-39\" width=\"592\" height=\"390\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u6211\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u90fd\u88ab\u6dd8\u6c70\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>All my friends are obsolete.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p48-49.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12879\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p48-49-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p48-49\" width=\"603\" height=\"397\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u6211\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u90fd\u5728\u661f\u671f\u4e8c\u904e\u671f\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>All my friends expired on Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p68-69.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12880\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p68-69-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p68-69\" width=\"598\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u6211\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u90fd\u70ba\u80af\u5fb7\u57fa\u723a\u723a\u737b\u8eab\u4e86\u3002<\/p>\n<p>All my friends are Kentucky fried.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p70-71.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-12881\" src=\"\/vidaorange\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2015\/05\/p70-71-1024x674.jpg\" alt=\"p70-71\" width=\"598\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u4f60\u7684\u670b\u53cb\u90fd\u5f88\u7f8e\u5473<\/p>\n<p>All your friends are delicious.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>\u5ef6\u4f38\u95b1\u8b80\uff1a<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"\/vidaorange\/2015\/05\/26\/pattern-personality-test\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u6bd4\u4f60\u81ea\u5df1\u9084\u4e86\u89e3\u4f60\uff01\u9078\u5f35\u5716\u7247\uff0c\u4f86\u6e2c\u4f60\u7684\u6f5b\u5728\u6027\u683c\u8207\u672a\u4f86<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a 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